A seal walked into a bar and the bar tender asked him what he wanted to drink.
The seal said, " Anything but a Canadian Club."
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A man asked for directions from a stranger on the sidewalk: "What's the quickest way to Ann Arbor?"
The stranger replied, "Are you walking or driving?"
"Driving" said the man.
"Well, thats the quickest way."
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A little boy was crying on the way home from his baptism at church. His parents asked what was wrong.
In between wimpers the boy said, "The priest prayed that I would grow up in a christian home...but I want to live with you guys."
Thanks to Garrison Keilor and the Prairie Home Companion, where there's more where that came from.
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